Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What day is your mom always right?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why are penguins so awkward at parties?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?