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What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?