Which animals make the most honest judges?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What school subject really rocks?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?