What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What animal has more lives than a cat?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?