Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What season begins with a thud?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?