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What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What does a female lion call her mate?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do stars celebrate in December?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?