Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do bees chew?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
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