Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
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