Why don't wolves like fast food?
Because they can't catch it.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How did the toad die?
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