Why do cats give such great massages?
Because they love a good scratcher!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
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