What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What game do cows play at parties?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

Why do two skunks argue?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

How much money does a skunk have?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?