What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why do sleep therapists love their work?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why was the dairy grumpy?