What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What is a baker's favorite children's story?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?