Which dance will a chicken not do?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What name sounds like the past tense?

How much does freedom weigh?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What game does chlorine never lose?

Why was the math book sad?