What did the shower say to the toilet?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What bird helps you stay dry?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What animal is always ready to protect people?