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Did you take the patient's temperature?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

How did the vampire start his letter?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

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Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

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How does a pizza introduce itself?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?