What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What is the most adorable season?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What's the politest month?