Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

When should you start writing a book?

What does the sun drink out of?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?