Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What car always breaks the rules?