What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

Why is golf harder than baseball?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why do cats give such great massages?