What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What does Catwoman always carry with her?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What did one firefly say to the other?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?