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What do you call a Zen egg?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

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What did one plate say to the other?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

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What kind of cake always tells the truth?