Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What kind of store would a dog own?