What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?