What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What food is a man's best friend?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why was the dog so popular?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Which state is the cleanest?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

What does a female lion call her mate?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why was the horse so happy?

Did you know that felines don't bite?