Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
A seat belt!
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What shape is bad at driving?
What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
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