What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?