How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What birds make average students?

What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?

What's the scariest letter?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What game does chlorine never lose?