Did you hear about the famous pickle?

How does a taco bless the table?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did the barber win the race?

What animal floats best?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What is the biggest ant in the world?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?