Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

How can you make 7 even?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Why do all the planets get along?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?