Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What type of car do planets buy?

What's red and smells like blue paint?