What dogs are always lying to you?

Why did the fish blush?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Why did the echo get detention?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What kind of cake always tells the truth?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What do you call a silly hill?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?