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What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

What do you call a vacation at home?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What do you call lending money to a bison?