What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why was the cat so small?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
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