Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

How does a barber get to work?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What did the salad say to its dad?