What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
A carpet.
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
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