What dog never pays attention in class?

What's black and white and red all over?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What day is your mom always right?

What's the king of all school supplies?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

Why was the dog overweight?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?