What did the horse say when it collapsed?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

How do you make a cow float?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?