Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why can you never find the number nine?

How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?