Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you find at the end of everything?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What's the laziest vegetable?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?