What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
How do you compliment a cat?
How does a penguin build its house?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
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