What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What's the most determined bird?
What's the perfect job for a cow?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
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