What farm animal is best at karate?
The lamb chop.
How do locomotives know where to go?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
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