When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What do you call a 100-year-old frog?

Where do ships always get stuck?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?