Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What's the most common blood type for insects?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?