Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

When do astronauts eat?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why did the frog have a long face?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?