Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What animal has the most fun?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?

How can you make 7 even?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?