How did the vampire start his letter?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

Where do ants go to eat?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?