What's a fork's favorite holiday?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

Where do you take sick ponies?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

How does a barber get to work?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why do librarians never make plans?

How did the tree feel in spring?