What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?

What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?