What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
When do cows get tired?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
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