Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's the most masculine animal?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?