What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Valen-tine's Day.
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Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What birds make average students?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
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Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
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