What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What is the emptiest holiday?

How did the tree get lost?

What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.