What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Dead ends.
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
How are mountains able to see?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why did the barber win the race?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
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