What does a cloud wear under his pants?

How are you liking that anti-gravity book?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do cows say on NYE?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?