What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why are grandkids so great?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do you get when two plants kiss?