What kind of water does an angel like?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What day is your mom always right?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Which musician loves to make chili?

How do you wash a lamb?

How do amoebas make calls?