What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why is money so stubborn?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What cartoon character loves insects?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
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