What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What building always gets stains on it?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
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