What do you call it when two male cows argue?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What is the most faithful insect?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?