What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
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Why is furniture so generous?
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Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
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