Why do sewers make terrible runners?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What do cows say when you milk them?