What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Stand-up comedy.
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did spring break up with winter?
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