What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?