What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
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