What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Why is a computer so smart?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

How do you make antifreeze?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

What's the difference between soccer and football?