Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

Why can you never find the number nine?

How do you arrest a pig?

What do cats eat for breakfast?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?