What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
The Big Dipper.
Which subject has two parts?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
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