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What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Do you want to hear a Star Wars® joke?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?