What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why do plants hate algebra?

How do billboards talk?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What's a car's favorite TV show?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?