What do you call a greedy elf?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

How do you compliment a cat?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Which relative loves rice?

Which family member has tusks?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?