Where do colds go on vacation?
Germ-any.
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Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
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