What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

How does a cow do math?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why are bakers also often hippies?