What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Which animal is the most religious?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

How can you make 7 even?