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What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Where should you plant flowers along the road?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?