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What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do cats wear to work?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?