Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?