What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why are the mountains so tired?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?