Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Why do cats love to work?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
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