Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Where do novels go to have a good time?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?