Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
They always eat it first!
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
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