Which animals make the best football players?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

Why was the cow afraid?

Why is money so stubborn?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What did summer say to spring?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?