Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What do you call a happy cowboy?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What insect runs away from everything?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?