Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What animal loves to sway side-to-side?

How does a squid go into battle?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What is the quickest button on a radio?