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Because chickens can't fly.
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What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do naked fish play with?
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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
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