Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Because chickens can't fly.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How does a polar bear build a house?
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