What goes zzub, zzub?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

How are teens like cats?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?