What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Which princess is best suited for winter?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?