What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

What do you call a very attractive aircraft?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why was the snake coughing so much?