What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?