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What is the quickest button on a radio?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Families are like fudge.

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What is a table you can eat?

Why did the tomato turn red?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

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What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

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What instrument did the plus sign play in band?