What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?
Roboots.
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What's the scariest letter?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
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