Why are maps such great therapists?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

What farm animal is best at karate?