What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
A hostile.
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What does an evil hen lay?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Why do cows wear bells?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What are the strongest days of the week?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Where do books sleep?
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