Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?