What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What is the emptiest holiday?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How was the wedding?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why was the fish so smart?
What do you call a handsome runner?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
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