What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
When does a horse talk?
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