What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Which family member has tusks?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What do you call a sad latte?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
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