What did the robot want for Christmas?
Missile toes!
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's E.T. short for?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
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