Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why are trees so good at interior design?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

I used to be addicted to not showering.