Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What does a lion call an antelope?

How does a polar bear build a house?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?