Why is golf harder than baseball?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you do when two snails fight?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

When should you start writing a book?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

How does the moon cut her hair?