What game does chlorine never lose?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call an old snowman?

What does an evil hen lay?

What's good for both poker and theater?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

When is a black dog not a black dog?