Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?