What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why are cowboys always religious?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why did the heels and the boots get along?

Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?