What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why did the turkey cross the road?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?