What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?