What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What do rich squirrels eat?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

When does a horse talk?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Someone stole my mood ring!