What is a plant's favorite college course?

Why are books always so angry?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?