Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What was the detective duck trying to do?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why do librarians never make plans?