Where do surfers go to school?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Who invented fractions?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?

Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?

What games do ants play with elephants?