Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What should you wear to a tea party?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?