Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Times Square.
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Where are average things manufactured?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's the most masculine animal?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
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