What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?

What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?