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Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

How does a witch play loud music?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?