Why was the bee sad?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

How do snowmen get information?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

How does the sun listen to music?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?