What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
How do automobiles fly?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
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