What animal floats best?
The gir-raft.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
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