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A mockingbird.
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What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do mice do when they're at home?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
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What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
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