What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why did the fish blush?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
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