What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
A mockingbird.
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
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