Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Why do cows wear bells?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What did autumn say to summer?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?