Why do vampires always look sick?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?