Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What's the most determined bird?

Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?