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Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

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What do they call pastors in Germany?

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What do frogs drink in the winter?

Why don't wolves like fast food?