What do Scottish toads play?
Hop-scotch.
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
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