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What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you call a baby dinosaur?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?