What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What do pigs do over the summer?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

What do golfers drink on the green?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?