What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A Minnie van.
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What do you do when two snails fight?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
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