What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A Minnie van.
What condiment has wings?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
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