What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

What's the friendliest pen?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why is it easy for chicks to talk?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?