What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
A Minnie van.
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
How do fall and winter say hello?
How do you wash a lamb?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
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