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A gift bag.
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Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What are baby potatoes called?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
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