What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why are ghosts always single?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?