What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

How do animals blend into the desert?

What do frogs drink in the winter?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?