What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Did you know about April 1st?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?