What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What's the best way to give a cat a bath?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Who are crows' favorite family members?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

Why did the frog have a long face?