What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What's a father's favorite flower?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What is a table you can eat?

Why do horses make such good debt collectors?