Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Where does the stingray's husband hang out?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What's E.T. short for?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

The museum curator needed a break.

Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What's the most common blood type for insects?