A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

What siblings are always sad?

What words make the best athletes?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

Why did the whale cross the road?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?