What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?

What do little fish love to play with?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Where is the coldest place to work?