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Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

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What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?

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Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?