Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which family member has tusks?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call an Irish spider?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
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