Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Why did Mickey Mouseā¢ļø get hit with a ball?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond⢠film?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
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