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Which founding father loves to sing?

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What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

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What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Shoutout to my grandma!

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Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

How do fleas travel?

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