Why did the mirror cross the road?
To see itself!
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What do you give a sick pig?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
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