Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What season begins with a thud?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
What are baby potatoes called?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What is another name for a cow?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
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