Who is God's favorite superhero?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?