Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
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