Why did the pig go to the casino?
To play the slop machine.
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
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